Posted on 06/23/2010 1:38:53 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon - and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!
The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!
Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage - amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."
We have verified the 62-year-old former VP was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident - Oct. 24, 2006 - and we saw the $540 massage bill.
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
Regardless of whether the NE got it right with John Edwards, I’m withholding a reaction until I have heard more. Heck, half the time I can’t even spot sarcasm here at FR!
I think she kept her underpants.
$540 massage? I’d expect a happy ending as well
ha!!
LOL! So Algore and Clintoon have something in common!
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!
I'll trust them before the NY SLIMES!!!
First the dress with clinon, now pants to prove DNA with Gore. Edwards was so concerned about DNA he went after dirty diapers of his love child.
Makes me think about that long ago story (Anyone else remember?) of clinton being in some bar in Ireland and after he left the secret service returned and seized the glass he was drinking from. This was around the time the clinton Danny Williams love child story was floating around.
Yeah, right. They've already stated that there was no arrest.
One wonders if the clinton machine is starting to spool up by removing all unnecessary distractions to her thighness?
Are you thinking they put fresh batteries into the slime machine?
No, I think they smell blood in the water with the coming Tsunami wipeout for dems this November. I expected her thighness to step out earlier, but now I see their strategy; let the Dem party get hammered under Obama/Reid/Pelosi, then Hillary steps down from SOS to save the party. My guess is even the dems know there is no chance for a Mr. Skittles second term. I think Mr. Skittles has figured this out too. My guess is the teleprompter told him.
You're kidding, right? They led every step on John "Who's Your Daddy?" Edwards when the MSM wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole; and if you want history, they were barely one step behind on breaking Clinton & Blewinsky, and ended up leading on the Tripp tapes and the Blue Dress.
Well, they were right about Edwards....
She whispered sweet globull warming nothings in his ear and - Boing... Thar she blows....
:-))
just like they did the Larry Craig "wide stance in the stall" incident.
Splinters, no doubt.
“What have they done to deserve any credibility?”
JOHN EDWARDS....
The Hugo Chavez media (Rush called them that today) will use the National Enquirer as a source when the N.E. attacks CONSERVATIVES. But if the N.E. goes after LIBERALS, fugghetaboutit.
Well, I suppose that’s better than Al bringing them home
in his shirt pocket, but not by much.
545 dollars?
Oh, you want sprecial massage!
Tipper advised Al to resign during the Clinton Scandals if Bill wouldn't. Somehow, Bill sweet-talked Al into staying, and treated him like crap afterwards.
BTW, Press photogs are not allowed to photograph the Clintons and the Gores from behind. Blot out the sun.
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