Posted on 06/23/2010 11:38:15 PM PDT by GVnana
[She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her.]
I hope some enterprising Hollywood producer brings this event to the big screen.
Did you say something about a knot hole and Al Gore?
Did you say something about a knot hole and Al Gore?
I know. That’s gay, or gross( with a beer? ), or both.
Doesn’t she know that the “small people” have no redress against the global elite who are striving to save them from global warming? It’s about time the peasants learned their place!
Biggest laugh of the entire article:
“...he tried to lure her into the bedroom to hear pop star Pink’s ‘Dear Mr. President’ on his iPod dock.”
I was eating spaghetti when I read that part. A moment later, my laptop was wearing spaghetti, and I was no longer eating spaghetti.
Folks, this is TIGER WOODS, PART 2. I guarantee more female (and male) victims of this sex offender will come forward to recount (pun intended) their stories of sex abuse at the hands and groin of Al Whore.
Other best aspect of this SEX OFFENDER story: Al Whore gives speeches around the world on the MORAL/ETHICAL imperative of fixing “global warming.”
Morals? Ethics? They evaporated in an unwelcome spurt of Al’s essence.
The high priest turns out to be a common molester! Will the Church of Global Warming cast him out? Or just pay his laundry bill?
btt
My instinct tells me it’s a 100% fake. Al Gore has his shortcomings, has very wonky ideas, made a rotten film, etc. etc. etc. -
...but: three years? And all this weird stuff about Grand Marnier and stains?
Come on... I bet the lady don’t know zilch about DNA-comparisons.
It’s telling that she spills this stuff just when the Al-Tipper marriage is breaking up.
Don’t believe the hype folks.
I know that time is passing for all of us, but Al Gore looks nothing like he did just 10-15 years ago. His demeanor is also different. I personally think he had a mental breakdown.
Any 54-yr-old woman who says things like “lummox” would be death for Gore if she’s called to testify on the witness stand.
I’ve never seen or heard that word used in my life. In other words, she sounds extra wholesome. Like almost a grandmotherly figure. If she weren’t, she would’ve used more common (or even vulgar) language during the attack.
Who says “lummox?” Especially while they’re fending off a sex pervert molester like Al Gore?
Plus, she saved his “fluids” by preserving the pants she was wearing that day. DNA evidence puts Al Gore’s molesting genitalia in close proximity to her pants, validating her story.
After reading these reports, I lay awake at night with the lights on, terrified that sex offender Al Gore will sneak into my house and molest me too.
AL, if you’re reading this, shame on you.
For being a sex offender. And a pervert.
Oh, and for telling 6 billion earthlings the BIG LIE that their planet “has a fever.”
You should be in prison so you won’t molest again.
Either that, or just elope with Larry Sinclair and his boyfriend Omoslem.
A Bill Clinton wannabe. Better put some ice on that.
LLS
Personally I think this woman is exaggerating this so called assault. Sounds like the fat lib was a bit frisky but it also seems as if the rejection by this woman was not very forceful.
More interesting to me is the fact none of the newspapers chose to run the story when the complaint was made. Can you imagine the coverage this would have gotten had the complaint been against Dick Cheney or Reagan’s VP GHWB?
If al couldn’t “do the deed” what is all over her pants that she saved? Apparently he did something.
That's what I was wondering.
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