Portland woman says Al Gore groped her in hotel room

The Oregonian ^ | 6/23/2010

[LibLieSlayer]

Snot... he cried in her lap as she stroked his head and tried to calm his sobbing.

LLS

[basil]

This is certainly what I thought—that the woman is a hooker, and that maybe she saw a way to part poor old albore from some of his money. She thought it would be easy, but she was not smart enough to figure out how to go about it.

When someone is crying rape, they need to act immediately—not wait a couple of years and then expect the police to get all bothered. If she had been an 18 year old girl, it might have been a different scenario-—but a woman in her 50’s should have a bit more sense. In fact, a mature woman going to a man’s hotel room after 10 PM to give him a massage is probably getting what she asked for.

[Ditter]

LOL! Probably!

[wiggen]

She went to the cops,was told she had no case. Assuming the charges are true thats pretty devastating for her. I can see her keeping quiet after that.
I’m sure as well she has always had to deal with people hearing her profession and thinking the worse.

[piasa]

Gore’s always been a little knotty. Probably very knotty when pining for a massage.

[piasa]

Good thing for him she wasn’t a part time landscaper with a handy can of “stump remover.”

[piasa]

I wonder if Gore carries a pair of fir handcuffs in his luggage or gets spruced up for such special occasions?

[Brad from Tennessee]

If this story is for real other victims may come out of the woodwork.

[piasa]

Maybe the masseuse’s evidence consists of carpenter ants in her pants.

[Dallas59]

Oh how HORRID!!!

[piasa]

The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night [with Al Gore], including her black pants with stains on them.

Minwax, pitch or maple syrup?

[afraidfortherepublic]

She said she was intimidated by his physical size, calling him "rotund," described his "violent temper, dictatorial, commanding attitude" -- what she termed a contrast from his "Mr. Smiley global-warming concern persona."

There is nothing to add...

[Talisker]

The details are written from the Onion: A rotund, crazed sex poodle put off of his rape conquest by a box of chocolates who thinks his delusional "Dear Mr. President" song is seduction music, and who is finally repulsed by being told to "get off, you big lummox!"

And yet, just looking at him, you know it's true...

[piasa]

Al Gore : “Me so thorny!”

[Talisker]

As it was, she said, even friends of hers who had voted for Gore didn't necessarily support her.

Liberals.

Indeed. In a way, this is the most profoundly disturbing item in the article.

[Joe Boucher]

From what I read the lady did in fact report the incident at the time to the cops.
The cops didn’t believe her and she kept his semen stains.

[jazzlite]

I agree. Tipper didn’t leave after 40 years for some small reason. I would bet he crossed a line she just could not tolerate.

[billorites]

Why, Al...
Knock me over with a feather big guy!

[A2J]

I think I’m going to hurl.

[A2J]

You may be right, however, regardless what many may think about the Enquirer, the mag has been spot on with many celebrity stories as of late (i.e., John “Who’s My Baby’s Daddy” Edwards).