that’s QUEER... no joke...
Get hired at Google, tell them you’re gay and you want to get paid more. If they start asking questions, report them to the EOE and sue them for questioning your sexuality.
“It pays to be a sodomite.” Who’d a’ thunk it?
How do they know which employees are gay. I’m gay and my wife is a lesbian if there is some money in it.
Hey Boss!
I like Broadway show tunes. A lot.
So pay up with my queer bonus!
I’m gay and so is my wife!
Hey I have an idea. Some of you dimwits who didn’t know Google was run by leftists should just stop “googling it”.
Ixquick Protects Your Privacy !
The only search engine that does not record your IP address.
Your privacy is under attack !
Every time you use a regular search engine, your search data are recorded.
Your search terms, the time of your visit, the links you choose, your IP address and your User ID cookies all get stored in a database.
The identity profiles that can be constructed from this cloud of information represent modern day gold for marketers.
But government officials, hackers and even criminals also have an interest in getting their hands on your personal search data.
And sooner or later they will...
What could happen ?
Consider the following story:
In August 2006, the online world was jarred by the AOL privacy scandal:
AOL released three months’ worth of aggregated search data from 650,000 of its users, publishing all the details in an online database. This database is still searchable. It is an absolute eye-opener to see the potential for privacy nightmares.
—>Enter a query and find who searched for it
—>Then click on a “User ID” to find what else this user searched for
Shocked ? You are not alone.
When we search, we share our most private thoughts with our computers.
These private thoughts should be safe.
Ixquick’s position:
You have a right to privacy.
Your search data should never fall into the wrong hands.
The only real solution is quickly deleting your data or not storing them to begin with.
Since January 2009 we do not record our users’ IP addresses anymore.
We are the first and only search engine to do so.
Our initiative is receiving an overwhelmingly positive response!
Ixquick will wholeheartedly continue on its mission to offer you great search results in the best possible privacy!
Google should be turned into a pillar of salt.
Where, oh where, is the ACLU!
This is discriminatory on the basis on sexual preferenence. Take it to the courts. Sue Google.
So can roommates who do not share a bed get the same extra pay to compensate? How about an adult who moves back in with an ill parent? or a beginning employee still living with a parent?
I thought the cry of the GBLTXXX crowd was that they did not want people looking into their bedrooms. Privacy was the reason for overturning the Texas sodomy law....
Sounds like a great opportunity for married straight couples where one has an adrogynous name like chris, or leslie, or Rene to claim additional benefits.
I have not GOOGLED in several years. I’ve been using other sources, and currently BING it.
Typically the master does receive greater privileges and profits than do those in the lower ranks.
And...what about single people?
I’m Brian and so’s my wife.