[Gaffer]

I always get tickled when some Yuppie tells me about their SUV/ROVER, etc. Always about how great they are for 0ff-road. I ALWAYS ask them “Besides running off the concret into the grass when you back out of your driveway, exactly when was the last time you were ‘off-road’?”

[Kimmers]

I went to a horse show once and started to laugh when I saw these expensive 4x4’s parked on the mowed grass......I made the comment that it was probably the first time any of those vehicles had been off road......