Climate change heats up again (LAUGH ALERT)

Chicago Tribune ^ | July 11, 2010 | Clarence the Crosseyed Page

[Chi-townChief]

Here's a question to the global warming deniers who sarcastically called me a dope during last winter's back-to-back-to-back blizzards on the East Coast: Is it hot enough for you now?

As temperatures topped 100 degrees Fahrenheit, breaking records in the nation's capital, and the pavement turned into a skillet, my thoughts raced back to the frigid days of last winter's "snow-pocalypse."

Those were the days, you may recall, when Sen. James Inhofe, a proud Oklahoma Republican friend of the oil industry, and his family built an igloo on Capitol Hill and christened it "Al Gore's New Home." I might now suggest a "new home" for Inhofe: an air-conditioned doghouse powered by solar panels.

But I would be scientifically wrong to make that suggestion, just as Inhofe and other deniers of climate change were wrong last winter when they suggested that any single weather event, whether it is a blizzard or a heat wave, offers evidence of climate change.

[EQAndyBuzz]

NOT ONCE HAVE I HEARD THE FOLLOWING ANSWERS TO SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS:

How would you fix global warming?
How would you get the temperature just right?
What is the right temperature?
What is the plan to correct the temperature if you are wrong?

When someone can give me these answers with proof I will start listening. Until then, STFU you stupid Marxists.

[Sacajaweau]

From Upstate NY: It’s mid July....The coldest month of winter...and temps are nearing 100. Just washed my long johns cuz I heard this will last another week at least.

[Major Matt Mason]

The media whores are all in on the scam, so what choice do they have? They look like fools due to Climategate. A brief stretch of hot weather during summer is no evidence of global warming.

[palmer]

"Do you know that temperatures have risen 80 degrees in just the last 6 months!!!"

What he probably doesn't realize is that global average temperatures have cooled 4 degrees (C) in the last 6 months. Happens every year as we go from perihelion during our winter to aphelion during our summer.

[palmer]

I have told people that I believe in global warming AND global cooling

Make that seasonal global cooling and long term global cooling (see my previous post).

[daniel1212]

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[Lancey Howard]

But last week, as Washington boiled in tropical heat and humidity, the British scientists at the center of that "scandal" were cleared by a six-month British government inquiry into the affair.

But last week, as Washington boiled in tropical heat and humidity, the British scientists at the center of that scandal were "cleared" by a six-month British government inquiry into the affair.

If you google "Climategate whitewash" you will find a plethora of information about how sick the scandal truly was, and to what lengths vested government interests will go to try to rehabilitate the "global warming" scam. There are literally trillions of taxpayer dollars hanging in the balance, and the politicians and their connected keepers remain desperate to enrich themselves - - they were so close just a year ago!

It is only natural that Page would love the idea of eternal, wanton government confiscation of limitless $trillions$ from hard-working white taxpayers in order to fund reparations and the expansion of the Euro-style socialist welfare state here in America. That is the very crux of the communist Ubama's agenda, and he has counted all along on the "global warming" scam to fund it.

What to do, oh, what to do...?

[listenhillary]

If it didn’t change, there would not be a need for the word “climate”.