[Grizzled Bear]

Whatever you do, don't bring up the Civil War!

That's "The War Between the States," you Pink Fish Surveyer!

[Abin Sur]

That's "The War Between the States," you Pink Fish Surveyer!

To satisfy some, shouldn't it be "The War of Northern Agression"? :-)

(BTW, googling "Pink Fish Surveyer" produces not a single hit. I admit it, I'm stumped.)