Oprah, Other Powerful Dems not Invited to Chelsea Clinton's Wedding

Humanevents.com ^ | 7-16-10 | Emily Miller

[nasube]

Chelsea Clinton’s wedding—now dubbed “the wedding of the century”—is such an exclusive event that HUMAN EVENTS had not been able to find anyone who is actually attending the July 31 wedding. So many of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s friends and supporters are not invited to the wedding that feelings are getting hurt and egos bruised.

[dsc]

“Too bad her father won’t be there to give her away!”

What, Web Hubbell isn’t invited? Every time you think they could sink no lower...

[supermop]

With the help of how many plastic surgeons?

[MozarkDawg]

I cannot be the only one who remembers that when Hillary got the face lift for her Senate campaign, the surgeon did a two-fer, shaved off Chelsea’s Hubbell-cheeks. It’s not all “growing up” that has her looking as she does today.

[stumptalker]

If the Clinton’s had to pay for it out of their own money it would be a keg party behind a used single wide on the Stinky River.

[camle]

i saw post #35. almost lost me lunch

[jimbo123]

She'll be such a beautiful bride.

[camle]

make that post #36, and perhaps #46 as well...

the word “Ghastly” comes to mind.

[muawiyah]

Chelsea herself didn't endure any attacks at all. Her parents kept that stuff from her. On the other hand I knew a young lady "way back when" who had the same problem ~ and when she grew up and had surgery her social life improved considerably.

Some of this stuff is pretty minor; other parts involve removing or moving bone.

Amazing what modern science can do.

[stumptalker]

Did he remove Chelsea’s chicken wattle too? ;-)

[Vigilanteman]

My Daddy used to tell me that a horse show was a place where the horses showed their asses and the horse’s asses showed their horses.

[camle]

well you got horseface, horsebutt and horse’s ass! what a family!

who’d want to marry into that???

[jacquej]

She isn’t going to age very well, is she.

[editor-surveyor]

“I must say that after enduring so many attacks regarding her appearance as a child, Chelsea Clinton has grown into a beautiful young woman.”

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With a mouth like Mr. Ed.........
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[gogeo]

A little off topic....I must say that after enduring so many attacks regarding her appearance as a child, Chelsea Clinton has grown into a beautiful young woman...

The surgeries have definitely helped.

However, the phrase "silk purse," comes to mind.

[adorno]

I think Oprah was offended-the invitation said “No third helpings at dinner”

I highly doubt Oprah would be offended with the "no third helping"; she no doubt brings along a few truckloads of her own food wherever she goes.

[frposty]

“James Carville was in attendance”

I think Rush’s taste in personal friends has more to do with how interesting they are including whether they smoke cigars, and not their politics.

[swarthyguy]

>enduring so many attacks regarding her appearance as a child,

FWIW, One of the most egregious, IMO, was when Rush on his TV show put up a picture of Sox, the White House cat, and then, adjacent to it, a close up picture of a teenage Chelsea with the caption “White House Dog”.

Pretty sleazy and tawdry when a grown man needles a teenage girl in that manner.

Some things just imprint themselves on your mind. That one did, back in 94 or so.

[Ditter]

I was delighted to learn that I wasn’t invited either! :D

[lonestar]

James Carville was in attendance,

Escorted Mary Matalin, ya think?

[napscoordinator]

Well better her than the Brtistol twit.