Posted on 07/23/2010 8:10:53 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I try not to think about it...but I believe they do.
Yesterday was the first I had read of it too.
What is with all these colds going around in the middle of summer?
Just wondering how the mother of the bride will react to cannibalism.
Sorry Rush, I’m not buying Luke Russert is a real Journalist, his dad never was.
The pollen has been crazy here all spring/summer. I think mine is related to sinus issues from the pollen and mold counts. Of course, each place is different. I do know that here it seems as though everyone has had this terrible head cold that lasts for two weeks or longer.
***snicker**** Rimshot please!
Thanks, columbo.
Rangel thought it was a “dumb question” because he just assumes he is untouchable. “What, me lose my job?” Unthinkable! And he thinks the reporters at NBC should kiss his fat rear as they have in the past.
Rangle is such an entitlement ***
I don’t feel good now. Forth time i gotta take out of my 401k to live.
He did ask some good questions.
You could push me over with a feather...
Tim was definitely a lefty, but he asked hard questions
4 rent control apartments...
Luke Russert may be my new hero.
Are you still getting UI?
UI ran out two weeks ago. I called today and they said i should be able to get 13 more weeks, but they have no idea when the state will get the money.
Well, I think it’s a little better. I’m just so weak. My body feels like it weighs 500 lbs.
Hubby is home today & tomorrow to take care of me. I like being pampered.
Well, at least he had some tougher questions than someone like katie colic.
I don’t know about you Bob, but I’m doing a little better.
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