LOL -— You needed to escape all the lightening slapping down right outside the window ...
Although hiding in the closet would work as well.
I thought maybe you were going to come up with a good one about how the vicious storm was picking up the crude, hurling it up in the air and in the presence of all that water and billions of volts of lightning power, it was causing a chemical "cracking" and only pure 195 proof ethanol was coming down as rain.
The original "White Lightning"
How ya had all the buckets out, dumped the water out of the rain barrels, laying on the roof with our mouths open.....
But NOOOOO!