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Animal Warfare: Could the Taliban Train Monkeys to Shoot?
Foxnews ^ | 7/27/10 | LiveScience

Posted on 07/27/2010 1:05:02 PM PDT by Cheesel

A bizarre report of Taliban insurgents training monkeys and baboons to shoot at U.S. and NATO soldiers in Afghanistan seems unrealistic at best, according to an expert.

The story that appeared this month in the Chinese People's Daily suggested that insurgents used a reward-and-punishment system to train macaques and baboons to target soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms. The Taliban supposedly "taught monkeys how to use the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars," the People's Daily wrote.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; animals; apes; baboon; gorillawarfare; gwot; macaca; macaque; monkeys; primates; taliban
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To: Cheesel; Slings and Arrows

Careful, Taliban. It may be easiter convince the monkeys to give up jihad.

And beware of our sharks armed with lasers.


21 posted on 07/27/2010 1:26:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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22 posted on 07/27/2010 1:31:07 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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23 posted on 07/27/2010 1:34:43 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Cheesel

I would have sworn that the taliban WAS a bunch of monkeys who knew how to shoot. Talk about a revelation.


24 posted on 07/27/2010 1:49:49 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Cheesel

Haven’t you seen pictures of these “guys?”


25 posted on 07/27/2010 1:54:29 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: Cheesel

Why not? They wear the same Genes.


26 posted on 07/27/2010 2:08:27 PM PDT by fish hawk
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To: a fool in paradise

Why not? The Las Vegas PD did.


27 posted on 07/27/2010 2:13:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Cheesel

They are just trying to cover up that they smell like animals.


28 posted on 07/27/2010 2:14:43 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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Doesn’t a teacher have to be smarter than the student?


29 posted on 07/27/2010 3:08:25 PM PDT by TigersEye (Greenhouse Theory is false. Totally debunked. "GH gases" is a non-sequitur.)
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