25 Rules For Voting Democrat

The Raw Deal ^ | July 28, 2010 | Jeff Thomson

[gartrell bibberts]

And...I vote Democrat because I believe that East Germany was the pinnacle of societal evolution.

[pingman]

27.) I vote Democrat because all my really smart friends do.

[JrsyJack]

Eye vote Demokrat becaze of the grate educashon I got in the publik skools they haz.

[ripley]

I vote Democrat because I’m a brilliant, really really smart, intellectual, bright, super super intelligent,
super-educated genius who is superior to all those
bible-thumping, gun-loving right-wing morons who live in flyover country.

/sarcasm/

IMHO

[LeGrande]

The real reason people vote Democrat is because they believe Republicans are evil.

[RatRipper]

And Democrats have caused all the above things to happen so they can dislodge us from our fundamental values and principles that have proven successful over the years, cause us to question the value of our country, undermine our loyalty to our country, discourage us, divide us and subjugate us (the moral, honest, hard-working, law-abiding, salt-of-the-earth people of this country) with their own immoral perverted control aparatus enforced through government.

The relatively few on the hard Left are evil. . . most Democrats are not evil, they are just stupid.

[Train Collector]

As Ronald Reagan said, They’re not stupid, they just know so much that isn’t true.

[Yogafist]

I vote Democrat because I died in 1983.

[SHOOT THE MOON bat]

I vote democrat because that guy on the news tell me I should.

[EGPWS]

28) I vote dimocrat because my union leader tells me to.

29) I vote dimocrat because I want to be a swamp drainer some day.

30) I vote dimocrat because I "feel" Utopia is obtainable on Earth.

[EverOnward]

....and I vote democrat because I’m so filled with hate and jealousy, I can’t think logically.

[webstersII]

6. I vote Democrat because the poor, lazy, and clueless have a right to my YOUR earnings.

[A_Former_Democrat]

I vote Democrat because my family always has and I don’t know any other way

I vote Democrat because deep down, I’m a racist but this soothes my racist anxiety

I vote Democrat because I believe in the Welfare State . . .as long as others pay for it.

I vote Democrat because I think it’s the hip thing to do

I voted Democrat “because I’m a New York Jew” (once said to me by an ex work colleague”

[Mr. Silverback]

Im deferrence tp your East German example, here’s one I stole from Rush:

26. Because centralized economic planning is working out so well in countries like North Korea and Zimbabwe.

[ViLaLuz]

I vote Democrat because I’m an illegal alien.

[tx_eggman]

I vote democrat because American Idol is in its 10th season ... and I’ve never missed an episode.

[gdzla]

I vote democratic because I can vote myself money.

[Cobra64]

I vote democrat because it’s Bush’s Fault... volcanic eruptions, even solar flares and sunspots, so there!

[enorants]

I vote democrat because I’m a devil worshiper and the voice in my head told me so...

[NoLibZone]

I vote dem because I was raised as a “I cant do it”, victim.