Posted on 08/02/2010 8:24:40 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hi.
Snerdly has to have a bit of fun from time to time L0L
Unprecedented? Talk to Sarah Palin about ethics complaints and attacks. Sarah looks pretty white to me.
I always wonder just how well union employees would fare in the free market with their union bennys gone?
Exactly other than vote buying there is no reason to have a union in any govt.job.
Snerdly must have put him on to make Rush look good. That’s his job right?
Gotta love Libtards who think we stole this country from Native Americans. Who did they get it from?
No. He’s one of those ‘evil white man’ came here people and disturbed the peaceful indian. Even the ‘native Americans’ weren’t indigenous people, but he thinks they were. Until we brought disease and the Constitution.
My teacher friend would never make it. She kisses the ass of the one teacher who is her union leader for the area or whatever.
Uhhhh..... I resemble those remarks I am a cracker.....(LOL)
I never bought into that Native American deal. Who was here before them>
I love when the Mexicans claim this was their land LoL.
They conveniently forget all about Imperial Spain and how ***tty the treat indigenous Indians in their own society.
Wanna see racism? go to Mexico.
Welcome to McDonalds !!
if they lost their union jobs.
Would you like fries with that?
Just got a heads up from HQ. Palin is coming to Hershey Lodge to speak on the 27th. No details yet but I will try and go.
They would not last at mcdonalds. Can’t sit around all day.
True, and you cant get $35 an hour cooking fries
For the State GOP?
yeah mini fries that cost more.
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