What some Catholic girl break your heart?
I remember my younger brother saying accusingly to my father, “I thought you recommended Catholic girls!”
My dad said “I said they were easy, not that they were good.”
Ok... one more.
Son says to his dad, “Dad can I have $5 for a guinea pig?” He says “Here is $20, why don't you take out a nice Irish girl?”
Told that one to my Grandma who is half Italian half Irish, but always says she is Italian.... suddenly she was Irish! ;)
Naw, I mean real Catholics just don’t come off as anything sinister, unless they are the clueless ones who cheer on abortions and such.