Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? John: Bacon. Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.
There needs to be a storage facility for ammonium nitrate fertilizer nearby.
Man I hope this isn’t satire. And I agree with others 2 blocks away is just too far. Needs to be planted right next door to the thing!!!!
FYI: Indiana has led the way in keeping Muslems away from important activities. This year’s state fair theme is: “YEAR OF PIGS” sponsored by the Indiana Pork Producers. LOL. This year I know my family can go, have a great time, and not see a single muslem!!!!
Cute! Would be funny if it happened!
...bacon.
I’m hungry now...
Thanks a lot, jerk.
;)
MFL
make sure the deli has a happy hour and has girls in bikini’s passing out free samples on the sidewalk!
TIME FOR SOMEONE TO MARKET
A small aerosol spray bottle of emulsified pork fat as a
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