Posted on 08/10/2010 8:22:53 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
At the bar, refilling the Kool Aid.
Obama to fill 50 to 60,000 Federal jobs next year, largest burst since Kennedy.
No such thing as a loop hole.
It’s called the law.
That’s really effing funny!!!
This just in, Tiger’s not real good right now. And from fellow gallery people at Firestone on Sunday he’s still throwing F-bombs all over the course..
Mark will be on the air tonight, per his facebook page. Griffen is not in too good shape though.
bbl, off to the pizza shop...
Sorry, I forgot the off/sarcasm tag....
The courageous warriors of the MSM are even now standing by their FAX machines awaiting their talking points. Soon we shall hear from our great defenders of the truth.
Yep, really sorry to hear that, I know you are proud that he would stick it out in one of the toughest neighborhoods in Detroit, we’d all be proud to have a dad like that. I’d also say that he will be proud of his son from high above, as I have known you a great Patriot on Free Republic!
You went to the Firestone? When you get back tell me who you saw. I was watching while on MIL duty and she made me turn it to the Legg Mason. I tried looking up who won and all I get are Tiger articles :o(
Let me modify that to: A Great American Patriot on Free Republic! And that would go for the rest of you too, we know how good this country has been, where the good is, and how great this country can be.
When is he going to talk about facebook? I’m already to be a fan!
Rush (paraphrased) ‘I am being blamed for... vacation’
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Crucify him! Crucify him! (I once suggested that to my mother as she was going to punish my younger brother)
Got a lib teacher friend story for ya.
Yep, I went Friday and Sunday.Stunned by how few were out there, even on Sunday. Didn’t suck though, got to see everyone come through. As for Tiger when he came to 15 on Sunday I turned my head towardsthe green and put my head down when he was ready to hit. Sort of a silent protest in a way. His tee ball goes way right. striking a fan in the face(I have no idea how that mensa couldn’t move, no one was behind him). Tiger ends up giving him his glove and the ball.
We almost saw 2 aces on 15. Stuart Appleby hit the flag and was 1 foot away. Retief Goosen hit his ball to within 2 feet.
Hunter Mahan won by 2 shots. All kinds of stuff to read at http://www .worldgolfchampionships.com
Now I’ve got to go to sign duty. Don’t know how long I’ll last today it’s too freaking hot.
Her father’s gynecologist died?
Her father’s gynecologist died?
LOL!
AirForce2, which the First Clydesdale used, costs $11,600 an hour to fly.
“Let ‘em eat granola.” Michelle Antoinette
And if $250,000 dollars is the threshold for rich, isn’t that Spain vacation a little beyond extravagant, even if they used their own money? To which, anything over $250,000 should have been sent to the IRS, as to live by example...
Died? Damn, I thought he joined the secret cervix.
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