Posted on 08/12/2010 8:35:04 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Martha’s Vineyard and Skippy Gates, who acted stupidly, where else would you spend the Summer of Recovery?
In the federal pen at marion.
Did you sign up on Books about Faces for the iTampad contest? I thought about it.
I swear Apple is a new sponsor. Why they haven’t before with all the free promotion from Rush I don’t know.
Thanks! Cotton Hill cracks me up ... (Am I too old to enjoy King of the Hill so much? lol)
I don’t do Facebook. I’m afraid I’ll contract a virus or a Nigerian scammer or something.
iPad crap dominates half of each segment, then off to commercials.
Love him, but it becomes frustrating and hard to tell when the sales job ends and the opinion begins.
“hoover” Obama... love it :)
I have to agree with you.
Rush isn't paying for that stuff he's giving away.
Pretty sneaky way to advertise. I have no problem with it.
But they are not going to get my address. Get enough offers and crap.
Don't ever buy Omaha Steaks, they send 2-3 offers a day.
Rush is just a script reader. No military, travel, or college education. Also I never see him debate anyone. He only goes in safe territory where he won’t be put on the spot. Like greta sustern or hannity or interviewing bill bennett over the phone.
Wonder where he gets his info from and does he have time to research it between show preparation, time on the course and other activities. Not sour grapes over someone that pulls in a lot of money but I don’t like the hateful types like limbaugh and oreilly.
Jury agreed on 2 counts for blago so far. Don’t know if guilty or not yet.
Get the net.
I’ve been on Facebook for several years now, and I’ve never had a problem.
Or the spray.
Don’t jinx it.
Go back to DU, your kind.
Can you cite examples of hate coming from Limbaugh? I don't listen that often, so I might have missed out...
Put Rush and O’Really in the same paragraph shows either Ignorance or Stupidity... thank you for sharing ...
ZOT?
All talk radio seems to do anymore is pull up Drudge and go down the list. No problem with that, but it seems Drudge has a lot of power, or whoever feeds Drudge.
Saying all of that, Rush has helped me quite a bit work through my own political stances.
Dittos
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