So Crow has decided to broaden her entertainment repertoire into knee-slapping comedy?
Do these pampered fools know how utterly ridiculous they are?
Why doesn’t she make her way from venue to venue on a gossamer, solar-powered sail-plane?
What an annoying diva. Thanks for posting this. Not only will I never go near one of her shows, I will now turn the station whenever she comes on.
Let her friggin’ tour travel on rickshaws, and her roadies peddle stationary bikes that general electricity.
Unless she’s performing in the middle of the day, the venues are burning up some high voltage. How much water are her audiences using while in the restrooms, or for drinking? Is she performing at solar or wind powered venues? Is she flying or sailing to Europe? How are those instruments manufactured? By machine? What about the materials for her instruments, speakers, soundboard, etc?
The Crow’s a croc....
She also said you can get by on a single sheet. This is one stinky, stinky broad.
I know of a way that you could have zero environmental impact. Don't tour at all.
Amazing that she earns enough to justify these ridiculous demands.
Is her shows growing or declining in numbers? Hard to believe she still has a following. The one sheet of toilet paper was crazy enough. She must pray to the goddess Gaia.
What a hero.
She should just use her hand and save a tree...
She drinks alternates drinking vodka and tequila every day. That’s interesting.
She makes people use green garbage, yet she drives her crew around in two giant buses.
This is hypocrisy I hate. All these people demanding I cut down use ten times the energy I do. They have buses and planes and have huge homes (I wonder how big Sheryl Crow’s house is- does she live in 1000 square feet like a lot of regular folk do?) yet they lecture me on my light bulbs.
I found several of her CDs at a yard sale a few days ago....4 for a buck......love the smell of microwaved CDs in the morning....smells like...........victory....
Sheryl Stinkfinger Crow.
I wouldn’t recognize Cheryl Crow. Is she a singer? Is she Larry Bird’s cousin?
I’m amazed Crow is still a big enough draw to be able to make these sorts of demands. I’d kind of figured she was headed towards the county fair circuit.
It would appear the girlfriend is a little too fixated on the mechanics surrounding a certain bodily pocess...
No matter how bizarre, her personal efforts will amount to almost nothing since she’s just one person in venues that will be occupied by several thousand. So maybe she should demand that all audience members arrive in electric cars, and that only once sheet of toilet paper be allowed per person visiting the rest rooms, and other similar requirements to be followed by all audience members.
"One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit.." When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out.""Her fecal fixation does fit well with the culture she would have all Americans accept.