My grocer offer some of this recycled toiler paper (it’s a dingy brown color which makes me laugh at the idiot libs who buy into this) but I don’t believe it is recycled in the way you think.
It is recycled paper that is converted to toilet paper - not toilet paper that was reclaimed from the sewer system.
LOL...yeah that’s an appropriate color ... It’s a better ‘tale’ if we just spread it around that it’s really recycled toilet paper not recycled paper :) which would be fitting for Ms Crow.
“It is recycled paper that is converted to toilet paper - not toilet paper that was reclaimed from the sewer system.”
Although that way the comedic potential is almost limitless.