Posted on 08/17/2010 8:31:55 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Did I just hear Rush say “... everybody’s kids and grandkids , mine and everybody elses...” ?
The campaigner in chief will focus on the elections. Not jobs, war, iran etc....
Yes you did. Did Rush forget his sex ed classes?
And I was just reading a housing thread, here’s the first comment;
75% of the 5 - 7 million mortgage loans that are currently 90 days or more delinquent were originally packaged as “prime”.
Calling a loan prime does not a prime loan make.
I Was A Fannie Mae Executive (WSJ Opinion Journal Video)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2572151/posts
Michael Bloomberg on Tuesday will ... sponsor a fund-raiser at his home for Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Castle of Delaware.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704868604575434012308835980.html
Why does Castle need a fund-raiser from Bloomberg? He’s got millions, already!
and since when is NooYawk city in DELAWARE???
Rush, Jimmy Carter was the first anti-American president.
There are some big banks headquartered in Delaware.
Bloomberg was with Sestak this morning in Philly.
IMAM Obama!
OBAMA’S NEW NAME:
IMAM Obama!
uh—you forgot “peace be upon His name”
Well, I’ve been wondering if the bride would like some children. Little Rush babies would just knock the libs into a spin.
Perpetuate the breed, Rush! You owe it to humanity. LOL!
Maybe he means future kids and grandkids?
I hope so!
Austin Hill got me hooked on that.
except it should be a lower case “his”...
Hi, thanks for the kind words last week, and everone else.
If anyone wants a house in Detroit, my brother and I will sign it over. Bought for 6k in 1959, paid off in 1968.
You can’t rent it?
How can it be legal to bail out Unions?
We might look into that. I just don’t know how much it would cost to get it up to code. Might be more than the house is worth.
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