Posted on 08/27/2010 8:41:34 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
P. S. Yesterday, El Rushbo mentioned he was off for the next week or two...
He’d better be careful when he rags on Obummer and Moochelle for being on constant vaycay...
People in glass houses....hmmmmm?
Amazing.
Get the net!
Guess I can’t comment because I’ve been on two trips this year already and am planning another. ;)
Sickening. That poor lady. But it’s us right wing Christians who are cruelly opressing everyone left and right.
Hedgecock is good when I have heard him. I’ll look him up.
Steyn is ok.
I don’t really listen as much with subs as I do with the main guy.
WTF???? Why??? Is 0 going to award him the medal of honor?
Wonder if there's anyway he might be Glenn's surprise guest Sat?
And stoning, and cutting off hands, I read a judge in Iran is trying to decide how to paralyze someone who was guilty a of paralyzing someone else in a fight by consulting a hospital.
The religion of the Devil. THERE, I SAID IT!
That’s just sick.
Count me for all three. . .(if you know enough of Islam to detest it/reject it; you know why you should fear it.) Which is why 'phobe' does not work. It is not an irrational fear which 'phobic' implies.
(Fear more, of course, America's determined ignorance of Islam and the threat it promises; and as of now; portends. And that not 'irrational' either.)
WTF is this caller screaming about? Why does he care if people think he is from Saudi Arabia????
I’d love to hear all these “moderate” muzzies who ate calling radio shows complaining about American Islamophobia start condemning the Ground Zero Mosque
Or are they afraid their own cult will target them if they did?
Eh, but I do on Facebook and in every day conversations.
People take vacations. People expect Presidents to take vacations. People do not expect Presidents to stay on vacations. I think the office of the Presidency is a little bit different from my job, Rush’s job, or anyone else’s job.
Is that what his point was? That he was a moderate Muslim?
Well, instead of calling in and crying to talk radio, go cry to the Imams and try to change the religion!
I swear, Muslims are becoming more sensitive than Al Not So Sharpton.
And Libtards don’t give a ship how they treat their women. Got Hypocrisy Much?
Another post of the day, excellent!!!
It’s their “culture” and we should be respectful.
No one is respectful of my culture, which requires me to punch 3 liberals in the nose on a daily basis. :-(
And the spray?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.