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‘Machete’ Review: Dull, Convoluted, Racist and Anti-American [a film only LaRaza could love]
Big Hollywood ^ | 09/04/10 | Jim Nolte

Posted on 09/05/2010 4:00:46 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Director Robert Rodriguez’s spoof trailer for Machete was easily the best part of his and Quentin Tarantino’s failed attempt to return to those glorious days of early ‘70s exploitation flicks with 2007’s Grindhouse. And it made sense that the fan reaction would eventually result in a feature film the director has wanted to make since the mid-nineties. If nothing else, Rodriguez is as famous for delivering low-budget, high concept genre films as he is for directing them. He’s even better at marketing himself and his latest project, exploiting to the hilt an intriguing concept that, unfortunately, usually fails to pay off in a satisfying way...

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Recently, Rodriguez has furiously tried to backpedal away from the racial bomb he exploded into the middle of the Arizona immigration debate back in May with his cravenly cynical attempt to market Machete using a racist trailer. After the backlash and with Texas tax credits on the line, the director’s now selling Machete as a goof, a “Mexsploitation” flick that harmlessly employs the same kind of over-the-top politics that have always defined the genre. But nothing could be further from the truth.

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Machete offers no middle ground, no reasonable, non-racist position against wide open borders for those fleeing from what one character describes as the “personal hell” that is Mexico. And that character is Luz, (Michelle Rodriguez), a taco stand operator and the underground leader of a network dedicated to smuggling illegals across the border. However, she’s also stockpiling weapons of war for the coming “revolution” and represents SHE (an obvious reference to mass-murderer Che — nice, huh?), the mythical, female revolutionary figure who inspires illegals everywhere to fight for their right to be in America. Because, as Sartara sees it: "We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us!"

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(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; US: Arizona
KEYWORDS: aliens; illegalimmigration; invasion; laraza; liberalmediabias; machete; rememberthealamo; robertrodriguez
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

You are correct on your math. Including international markets, politically correctspeak for foreign, and cable, dvd sales the film will probably turn a small profit.


41 posted on 09/05/2010 7:11:18 AM PDT by mono
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To: mono
You are correct on your math.

Law of Averages. I was bound to end up being right about something eventually, if only I kept at it long enough. ;)

42 posted on 09/05/2010 7:13:35 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Tarantino is a peddler of vile trash not a real artist. The fact that so many pay for his filth is an indictment of society.


43 posted on 09/05/2010 7:54:49 AM PDT by DemonDeac
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To: DemonDeac
Tarantino is a peddler of vile trash not a real artist. The fact that so many pay for his filth is an indictment of society.

Machete is a Robert Rodriguez film, not a Quentin Tarantino one.

Just keeping things straight, for the record. ;)

44 posted on 09/05/2010 7:58:30 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: martin_fierro
THE HOLLYWIERD CREED (they do believe in something)

1. Christians are evil.

2. Women are to be valued only for their cleavage.

3. Traditional gender roles are artificial but feminism and homosexuality are government-protected lifestyles.

4. Self-esteem is paramount; government must undertake to guarantee each citizen-victim self-esteem no matter the cost.

5. The ACLU is good, because destroying religion and silencing believers are protected by the Constitution and the First Amendment; The NRA is bad because it defends the Constitution.

6. Standardized IQ tests are racist; racial quotas and affirmative action are not.

7. Conservatives are racists; everybody knows that Black people can't make it on their own without big-buck government assistance programs and Hollyweirdos to proselytize the message 24/7.

8. Abortion is a natural right. The Founders just forgot to put it in the Constitution.

9. Normal sex is perverted. Threesomes, bestiality, necrophilia, homosexuality are just new ways to get a thrill.

10. Moral indignation is a liberal's standard strategy for endowing our output with superiority.

11. Victimization is our basic belief by which we blame and find others responsible for our own personal failures, then expect taxpayers, deep-pocketed individuals, or the courts to bail us out. It feels good to be in the throes of "victimization" and either A) causing victims, B) concocting victims, C) playing victim, D) commiserating over victims, or E) creating another class of victims to bleed over.

12. It's a liberal's duty to treat Middle America in the manner of raising mushrooms, that is to say, keep them in the dark and feed them lots of horse manure.

13. Capitalism creates oppression; government creates opportunity.

14. The traditional family is archaic, constricting, with no redeeming value. Parents that try to guide their children's choices are restrictive. Kids need to be "free".

45 posted on 09/05/2010 9:07:37 AM PDT by Liz
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To: GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj; Impy

Can a woman really do that?


46 posted on 09/05/2010 11:29:26 AM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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To: Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj; Impy
Oh sure! The Germans used to check for valuables in WW2.

The female VC used to hide weapons during the Vietnam War.

Think about what comes out of there; it's very flexible.

Girlfriend turned down my request for said scene reenactment. :(

47 posted on 09/05/2010 1:04:20 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Vote McCarthy (MA-6)/Bielat (MA-4). MA-4 is Bwaney's district.)
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To: Mr. K

This is POST baby??/ YIKES


48 posted on 09/05/2010 11:49:40 PM PDT by Hildy
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To: tanknetter
Michelle Rodriguez is hot

She also plays for the other team.

49 posted on 09/05/2010 11:51:36 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I find it ironic that Jessica Alba is even in this film as she said in June 2007 'Para Todos' -

"Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Throughout my whole life, I've never felt connected to one particular race or heritage, nor did I feel accepted by any. If you break it down, I'm less Latina than Cameron Diaz, whose father is Cuban. But people don't call her Latina because she's blonde."

"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."

"I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don't speak Spanish. So, to say that I'm a Latin actress, OK, but it's not fitting; it would be insincere."

50 posted on 09/06/2010 2:09:32 AM PDT by BossLady
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To: GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj
Girlfriend turned down my request for said scene reenactment. :(

I'm sorry.

She does know the phone can be made to vibrate doesn't she?

51 posted on 09/06/2010 2:10:59 AM PDT by Impy (DROP. OUT. MARK. KIRK.)
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To: Impy; GOPsterinMA; Perdogg
Did you see the size of GOPster's phone ?


52 posted on 09/06/2010 3:00:58 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Perdogg

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100630203930AActyeu

LOL

A girl named Samuel. Sure.


53 posted on 09/06/2010 4:37:05 AM PDT by Impy (DROP. OUT. MARK. KIRK.)
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To: dfwgator
She also plays for the other team.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!
54 posted on 09/06/2010 5:22:08 AM PDT by tanknetter
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To: DemonDeac

Ever see Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction or Jackie Brown? He’s every inch and artist.


55 posted on 09/06/2010 8:07:12 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!

I’ll have to mention the vibrate setting.

Thanks! Wrong color though...

You guys rock!!!


56 posted on 09/06/2010 8:52:54 AM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Vote McCarthy (MA-6)/Bielat (MA-4). MA-4 is Bwaney's district.)
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To: DirtyHarryY2K
You know, I've been using the internet for about 15 years and to this day I've never responded to someone's words with one of those stupid canned pictures that are so prevalent. But I have to say that your post is so brilliant that words are useless in response.


57 posted on 09/06/2010 11:11:08 AM PDT by Spike Knotts
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To: tanknetter

Only if both chicks are hot.


58 posted on 09/08/2010 3:32:51 AM PDT by Impy (DROP. OUT. MARK. KIRK.)
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