Posted on 09/07/2010 8:27:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think Bill Clinton referred to himself as a “junkyard dog” that the GOP abused him as a dog would do to a fire hydrant. Must be a democrat dog thing they have going on in their petty liberal minds. Makes me wonder how they treat their own dogs.
I hope the republicans are not going to cave on the Start Treaty or Dream Act in return for extension of Bush tax cuts.
Sorry posted to wrong thread date.
Rush talking about the new WH talking points saying that NOT extending Unemployment Benefits will generate MORE jobs being lost in the near future:
They are trying to paint the narrative in advance that the Republicans are going to be responsible for the future job losses if they don’t continue the unemployment benefits.
Republicans need to NOT fall for this, and put forth the proposal to cut the National Endowment of the Arts and/or NPR to pay for the temporary extension (swapping permanent programs cuts to temporary increases is ALWAYS a WIN!)
Rush needs to propose this on the air!
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