Posted on 09/07/2010 8:27:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Rush is back behind the golden EIB microphone PINGS.
***Rush Returns***
Yay!!
I do hope Rush addresses BO’s canine complaints from yesterday.
Hello.
Hi, sugar pie.
Good morning, apple streudel. How was your Labor Day weekend?
Not bad, you?
Rush is back - LET’S ROLL!!!!
Hi.
BO not happy with the lobster kibble?
Or was it the New England Clam Chow?
I love the first few days when Rush gets back from Vacations..... He is usually in a great mood....and Relaxed and funnier...
What a doofus.
And my dogs take offense at being compared to Bozo.
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::::What a doofus.
And my dogs take offense at being compared to Bozo.::::
My chihuahua’s are SMARTER then doofus.
what a girly-man..it’s like Urkel became president!
He’ll be loaded for bear, that’s for sure. The sad thing is that so much has happened, that he will never be able to catch up on it all.
Thanks for the ping.
I think he’s just bad to the bone.
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