Posted on 09/09/2010 8:20:33 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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Greetings Rush 24 subscribers and fellow live threaders. I am looking for yesterday’s closing quote by Rush, something to the effect that he didn’t know how someone with ears that big could be so tone deaf. Thanks!
FRegards, NVA
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Morning and megaRushOnFiredittos from Biggirl! PING!
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“I am looking for yesterday’s closing quote by Rush,”
“It’s amazing, A man who has such large ears could be so tone deaf”
Good Day !!!
ThankYouVeryMuch /Elvis
“ThankYouVeryMuch /Elvis”
It is “Thank you, thank you very much”, hahaha
Elvis was a neighbor of mine in late 50s to early 60s.
Off to bed now. 11:34 PM here
I heard that, too funny!
Islam is the official State mandated religion of the Democrat Party.
Edyta posted on Facebook that she, Chelsie and Louie will be appearing on the September 13th episode of “Bachelor Pad”. They will be teaching ballroom dances to the remaining contestants.
an idea that can be destroyed by the mere burning of a book...
interesting.
Obozo Hussein never questioned or repudiated his Kenyan Cousin, Odinga, when he torched thousands of Christian Churchs, and burned
Hundreds if not Thousands of Congregants alive in their Churchs with their
“Holy Bibles” still in their hands, but a few korans has him freaking out
on “Good Morning America!” on today’s show!!!
Interesting. Go team Palin.
I hope todays show is as good as the second hour yesterday was.
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