Posted on 09/10/2010 8:23:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good Morning!! Going to be a full day for El Rushbo!!
Happy Friday.
Did Obama seriously hold a presser ahead of Open Line Friday? This is gonna be a helluva show.
Bump
I'm sure he'll comment on the contrived press conference, but won't be at all surprised if spends little time discussing it in detail.
For those who might miss it and who are not on my ping list, check this out during a Rushbreak:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2586725/posts?page=1
Please ping folks to this post and help bump it up!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2586725/posts?page=1
(looks like COD has Castle on the run!!!!)
>>Did Obama seriously hold a presser ahead of Open Line Friday?<<
Check out the picture of the teleprompter posted by maggief on the live thread. The questions had to be prepared and approved beforehand, since he was reading answers off the TELEPROMPTER.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2586594/posts?page=423#423
Rush went to school with the Koran-burning preacher?
If there was one pressie worth his or her salt, they'd throw a jacket over the prompter and challenge that puppet to a press conference.
Yes!
Who is the NC mistress?
Amazing how the media can dig up this little tidbit, but we still know very little about Obozo.
Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be upon him, graduated from teleprompters to plasmas?
I can’t believe he’s using Plasma..***Gasp....*** is he completely unaware of how unenvironmentally friendly they are. Sheesh. I DEMAND a LED teleprompter NOW. Otherwise, the earth will end in 5, 4, 3, 2, ....
BTTT
New poll? Link me please.
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