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Burger King Is Re-Deploying to Afghanistan!
Gawker ^ | 09/10/2010 | Adrian Chen

Posted on 09/10/2010 4:13:18 PM PDT by Leisler

Seven months ago, then-Gen. Stanley McChrystal closed the fast food outlets at large U.S. military bases in Afghanistan due to 'space issues' and because they were contributing to an 'amusement park' atmosphere. They're coming back!

The Stars and Stripes reports that the change reflects both an increase in logistical capabilities in Afghanistan and a new, (relatively) fun-filled attitude towards our country's grimmest intractable conflict. Or as one officer put it: "For troops to be able to go and grab a burger or a piece of chicken or whatever, I don't really think it's that bad."

It always seemed like a good idea putting Burger King in a war zone, and we're glad it's back. But why limit it to bases? Why not embed a mobile Burger King in every Stryker battalion? Sure, our troops can already barely do one push up, but pretty soon war's just going to be robots fighting other robots anyway.


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Stanley will be very upset.

1 posted on 09/10/2010 4:13:18 PM PDT by Leisler
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To: Leisler

Pork’s back on the menu!


2 posted on 09/10/2010 4:14:57 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Looks like at least one female contractor is happy.


3 posted on 09/10/2010 4:17:31 PM PDT by Leisler ("Over time they create a legal system that plunders and a moral code that glorifies it." F. Bastiat)
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Stanley was a soicialist


4 posted on 09/10/2010 4:19:05 PM PDT by Stayfrosty
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Hope they do not have any Bible’s with them! We do not what to upset the natives in any way. Thats right the NATO force check and then burn them, so we are okay.

Was worried there for a minute.


5 posted on 09/10/2010 4:19:46 PM PDT by TrumpisRight (Proud Moosehead....)
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To: Leisler
Why not embed a mobile Burger King in every Stryker battalion?

burger-king-king.jpg

6 posted on 09/10/2010 4:42:34 PM PDT by mikrofon (Talk about Shock & Awe)
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As one of the soldiers that went through Iraq a few years ago I can attest that getting the once in a while chance to get real food was some thing every single soldier in my unit looked forward too and we are an infantry unit. Sure we had ok chow on our FOB but when you are sucking in the stinking bush for a YEAR you look forward to these things. Is it healthy? Hell No, but neither is smoking, drinking or the many other things men do in war to relax and not freak out on each other.
7 posted on 09/10/2010 4:43:52 PM PDT by WyvernAK (Knowledge is Power, ie Obama is in trouble)
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Looks like she hasn’t missed any whoppers, either.


8 posted on 09/10/2010 4:52:47 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: WyvernAK

You guys deserve to Have It Your Way.


9 posted on 09/10/2010 5:16:30 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Lockbar
Looks like she hasn’t missed any whoppers, either.

yeah well... I still would

10 posted on 09/10/2010 5:31:26 PM PDT by AeWingnut (Soccer: a symptom of a greater ill)
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To: Lockbar
Looks like she hasn’t missed any whoppers, either.

yeah well... I still would

11 posted on 09/10/2010 5:31:51 PM PDT by AeWingnut (Soccer: a symptom of a greater ill)
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