[muawiyah]

Karl has only two possible excuses ~ one is that his homosexual lovers were misleading him ~ or, "early onset" Alzheimer's.

He can take his pick!

[DefeatCorruption]

Karl has only two possible excuses ~ one is that his homosexual lovers were misleading him ~ or, “early onset” Alzheimer’s.
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He’s gay? Why am I always the last to know these things?

[ElectionInspector]

one is that his homosexual lovers were misleading him ~ or, “early onset” Alzheimer’s

...naaaah, I think he popped too many viagra while cruising the DC bathhouses every night... that will cloud your memory from all the teabagging.

ymmv