LOL. Good point.My dog eats crayons, toilet paper, any plastic toy she can get her hands on, her poop, other poop she can find and the dead crickets that have resulted from the last spraying.
The general rule of thumb for Labradors seems to be "eat it now, decide if it is food later"......btw, mine LOVE crickets and grasshoppers.
If you raw fed your dog it would stop eating everything it isn’t supposed to. My girlfriend had one of those dogs, a yellow lab, and when she switched it to raw, it quit all it’s destructive behavior—it ate EVERYTHING, even money, electrical cords, you name it, that dog ate it. It was starving for real food.