[The Comedian]

It’s as if everyone has come to terms that a major global event is on the horizon. That the current paradigm of human life is about to be changed forever.

Well put.

We are a baby chick getting our last look at the inside of the egg.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Quix]

INDEED.

A RAPIDLY CRACKING EGG.