Trisha Jones gets a $20,000 advance for her book "Boregasm".
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 10/03/2010 10:20:39 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
An American college student who published her sexual exploits as a PowerPoint presentation says she regrets any pain the list has caused after it was circulated on the internet.
The mock-thesis, titled "An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics", catalogues intimate details about 13 male students the author has slept with, including dirty talk transcripts and their overall rating out of 10.
The presentation includes names and photos from Facebook and athletic action shots.
Each man — all of them high-profile students — is scored along criteria that include physical attractiveness, penis size and talent in bed.
A "bonus" score was awarded to "extraneous factors, such as the presence of an Australian accent and/or professional surfing skills".
The full document, with names blacked out and photos blurred, is published on US celebrity site Jezebel.
The unnamed author, a recent graduate of Duke University in North Carolina, said she shared the presentation with three friends back in May and never intended it to go further — but recently one of those friends forwarded it on.
The thesis went viral after it found its way onto university list servers.
"I regret it with all my heart," the author told Jezebel.
"I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned".
She said the presentation gained particular interest because of the high profile of the men she bedded, including many players from Duke's lacrosse team.
"The people that are named in it are the kinds of people that everyone wants to be or be with … The top dogs, or whatever," she said.
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I hope a copy made it to her parents, so that they know how she was slutting around in school.
As an aside, those thirteen “men” probably were thinking, “Damn, I bagged me a hot one!” But now, the other shoe has dropped, and the yolk’s on them.
She was a slut, not a whore. Whores, at least, have enough sense to demand something in return.
Sad but true. All you have to do is stand there and look good.
There is another motive. Fame
She got her piece published and it went viral. That is the desired result. It is the internet equivalent of an actor’s credit.
In these days, the only info that stays private, is what stays between your ears.
“Everyone is so proud to be a whore these days.”
Homo Pride, Whore Pride, sure why not?
Trisha Jones gets a $20,000 advance for her book "Boregasm".
How does this “semen recepticle” consider herself a judge of sexual activity?
Anyone who has experienced good sex knows it is a result of an explosion of passion between two people pulled together by an uncontrollable attraction that started as a spark in the darkness. It is in your head more than it is in your body. If you have been there you know what I mean. She obviously hasn’t found her way out of the bathroom stall.
She approaches sexual activity like a bodily function akin to grading the quality and consistency of the result of a defecation.
A woman who so casually engages in sex and then humiliates her partners provides strong evidence that she lacks the kind of feeling and passion to ever experience good sex.
Sad....
ummm... you need to learn how to use [a href=] tags so you can hide the obscenities in URLs...
just sayin...
Why acts of Moral turpitude should get one in trouble from the Dean’s Office. And Adultery should get one kicked out of school.
Otherwise college becomes the cesspool that it is today.
Of course she would. She knew that when she rated them and published it.
What a moron. She deserves the fallout she gets from this.
I think she’ll do that many out of prison.
Sounds like Daddy wasn’t the only guy busting a$$ around this “sweetheart”. LOL
She probably thinks of herself as popular, when all it really means is there were no sheep handy.
The tip-off, I believe, is the cold and clinical description of her "hook-ups". Great sex is about a profoundly personal connection between hearts and minds and bodies; it is about the delicate quality of commitment to another human being that trashy gossip would instantly betray, and destroy.
This woman is trash, a slut, and she'll probably get wealthy as a consequence of her exploits, because life isn't fair and our culture is depraved. And she's not attractive on the outside, either.
You’d think after the false hooker rape charges, the Duke Lacrosse players would be a little more discrete about who they sleep around with.
More “guilty” than I expected.......
She has a trunk in her trunk!
Now, fair is fair - all 13 guys should critique her - on body shape and firmness, breath, skills, intellect and neediness.
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