Mine is silver, but it’s a crew cab F-350; could NEVER be mistaken for a Chevy nor F-150, either one.
The bee and plywood questions might fit me, though...not to mention the “dishevled”.
I’m hardly ever sheveled, come to think of it. Or gruntled, either...and I once DID work for the Post Office.
I heard about a test being given and decide to take it. Sat in a big room with about 150 other people and took the test. Walked out of there just shaking my head. Was called in for an interview and got the job. I did not want or need a job at the time (retired) but what the heck it was something to do.
My house is on the same route and the delivery lady keeps asking me to come back. No way!