Bill clinton would have applointed a blue ribbon committee
Obama would have appointed a czar
the MSM would have blambed bush.
pelosi would be saying how the accident created jobs
reid would say we need healthcare reform again.
Bank of America would forclose on the van’s chrysler loan saying they owned the loan all along.
Code Pink would blame the military.
the homosexual groups would condemn the fact a homosexual was not driving the rescue vehicle and blam DADT
A judge would retroactivly demand the accident be undone.
Michael Steel would still be nowhere to be seen.
MSNBC would be blaming global warming.
the NYT will not cover the story.
CNN would only rescue the driver if he was a leftist.
“Bill clinton would have applointed a blue ribbon committee.
Obama would have appointed a czar.
The MSM would have blambed bush.
pelosi would be saying how the accident created jobs.
reid would say we need healthcare reform again.
Bank of America would forclose on the van’s chrysler loan saying they owned the loan all along.
Code Pink would blame the military.
The homosexual groups would condemn the fact a homosexual was not driving the rescue vehicle and blam DADT.
A judge would retroactivly demand the accident be undone.
Michael Steel would still be nowhere to be seen.
MSNBC would be blaming global warming.
The NYT will not cover the story.
CNN would only rescue the driver if he was a leftist.”
Clever and complete... and mostly true, unfortunately.