Man claims to have explosives on Bay Bridge - San Francisco

KGO-TV ^ | November 11, 2010 | KGO-TV

[The Comedian]

Pelosi's campaign manager?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Spktyr]

Next time, they should just play Van Halen’s ‘Jump’ at him until he does so or gives up. Problem solved.

[raybbr]

Next time, they should just play Van Halen’s ‘Jump’ at him until he does so or gives up. Problem solved.

Or, how about "I'm Henery the Eighth I Am..."

[Average Al]

London bridge is falling down.....

[drubyfive]

He was from Antioch in the East Bay. Pelosi is SF proper.

[Tennessee Nana]

Poor Pelosi...

Shes taking defeat real hard...

[Spktyr]

No, because other people might jump upon having to hear that. Van Halen won’t make anyone commit suicide to get away from it.

[Nitehawk0325]

I wouldn’t believe KGO if they told me the sky is blue. They are a full fledged liberal radio station. In the Bay Area, the only station to listen to is KSFO.

[Nitehawk0325]

I wouldn’t believe KGO if they told me the sky is blue. They are a full fledged liberal radio station. In the Bay Area, the only station to listen to is KSFO.

[B4Ranch]

In a cemetery in GA.

[mbarker12474]

[ring... ring...]
Man:    Hello.
Nasally
woman:  Hellooo.
Woman:  Dave?
Man:    Yes.  This is Dave.  Who is this?
Woman:  This is Jaaane.
Man:    Jane?
Woman:  Jaaaane.
Woman:  You met me at a party, about six to eight weeks, 
        ago.  And said I was a 'real good sport.'
Man:    Uh, yes, uh, Jane.
Man:    How are ya Jane!?
Woman:  Pregnant!
Woman:  And I'm gonna jump out the window!
Man:    Say Jane, you ARE a good sport!

[Joe 6-pack]

"I doubt that 5 pipe bombs that are not attached to the bridge will cause significant structural damage."

Depends on the size of the pipe...

[kosciusko51]

lol. I’m glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I saw this.

[Uncle Ike]

Yep - that’s the one....

Thanks.... ;)

(Nice to know I’m not the only one who remembers the ‘classics’...)

[mbarker12474]

It’s a shame that I have neurons occupied with holding the audio of George Carlin scripts that I last heard in 1979. Yesterday I was singing a television commercial from the 1970’s. In the mean time, I can’t remember where I parked my truck in the parking lot this morning.

[Grunthor]

“A man who claims to have pipe bombs is threatening to jump off the Bay Bridge.”

So....what’s the problem if he jumps?