To: SunkenCiv
To: Fractal Trader
Now we need a self-cloning Chicken McNugget.
3 posted on
11/11/2010 8:57:21 PM PST by
Question Liberal Authority
(Worst. Post-Racial. And Post-Partisan. Agent Of Hope And Change. EVER.)
To: Fractal Trader
New Self-Cloning Lizard Found in Vietnam Restaurant I thought he was in India??
4 posted on
11/11/2010 9:00:18 PM PST by
DouglasKC
To: Fractal Trader
We need to ping this to Mrs. James Carville
5 posted on
11/11/2010 9:00:25 PM PST by
bigbob
To: Fractal Trader; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; 50mm; Larry Lucido; Markos33; TheOldLady
"Fortunately other area restaurants had the lizards on offer, and local schoolchildren helped gather more from the wild. "
The lizards were subsequently resettled in the United States where most of them have begun cloning conservative blogs which are largely indistinguishable from one another.
6 posted on
11/11/2010 9:05:04 PM PST by
shibumi
(Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
To: Fractal Trader
Call me when the self cloning lounge lizards show up.
7 posted on
11/11/2010 9:05:22 PM PST by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: Fractal Trader
“What’s more, the newfound Leiolepis ngovantrii is no run-of-the-mill reptile—the all-female species reproduces via cloning, without the need for male lizards. “
The feminist dream.
8 posted on
11/11/2010 9:08:59 PM PST by
ari-freedom
(Islam is at war against America, while America is at the mall.)
To: Fractal Trader
Let me know when they find a self-cloning T-bone.
To: Fractal Trader
New Self-Cloning Lizard Found in Vietnam RestaurantHow do they taste?
11 posted on
11/11/2010 9:11:02 PM PST by
OHelix
To: Fractal Trader
12 posted on
11/11/2010 9:13:36 PM PST by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Fractal Trader
Self-cloning? You mean like hangers?
15 posted on
11/11/2010 9:27:19 PM PST by
Krankor
(I can't see me loving nobody but you- for all my life.)
To: Fractal Trader
Check their political party membership. Bet they are democrats that voted in the last election....most of them are lizards....
To: Fractal Trader
Waiter! There`s a Lizard, -
No- wait! There`s 2 -!!
Holy Cow! There`s 3 lizards-
Arrgh!! Damn Lizards ate all my soup!
To: Fractal Trader
Remember the joke about the marine biologist who found a new species in a seafood restaurant? He’d ordered the snapper.
19 posted on
11/12/2010 12:22:17 AM PST by
tanuki
(O-voters: wanted Uberman, got Underdog....)
To: Fractal Trader
This doesn’t sound right. I thought the exchange of DNA was pretty crucial to evolution.
22 posted on
11/12/2010 5:54:26 AM PST by
bkepley
To: Fractal Trader
Maybe the males are just harder to catch? Here's the only picture of the "delicacy" available (since there's only one its hard to remark on their similiarities:
You're welcome. For my part - I'm sticking with bone-in ribeye ... ;-)
30 posted on
11/12/2010 8:29:20 AM PST by
Tunehead54
(Nothing funny here ;-)
To: Fractal Trader
Scientists are aware of problems with cloning such as if you try to clone a 7 year old sheep and are successful, the newborn lamb will have “old” genes and a much shorter lifespan. How does this species clone generation after generation without that problem?
33 posted on
11/12/2010 10:11:43 AM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: Fractal Trader
35 posted on
11/13/2010 5:46:48 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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