Skip to comments.TSA Opt-Out Day, Now with a Superfantastic New Twist! (Men, wear a kilt, no underwear)
Posted on 11/16/2010 11:51:17 AM PST by ironwill
But come November 24th, here's an idea you might try to make the day extra-special. It's a one-word idea: Kilts. Think about it -- if you're a male, and you want to bollix-up the nonsensical airport security-industrial complex, one way to do so would be to wear a kilt. If nothing else, this will cause TSA employees to throw up their hands in disgust. If you want to go the extra extra mile, I suggest commando-style kilt-wearing. While it is probably illegal to fly without pants, I can't imagine that it's illegal to fly without underpants.
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I’m going to wear a bikini and bathrobe.
That should send everyone screaming for the exits. I look like an older Maxine.
On a brighter note, the LA radiation doser went on the fritz as I got up to it and they sent me through the regular metal detector, no pat down.
Traveler: I opt out.
TSA agent: OK, we'll have to give you a full pat down, including both thighs up to the groin.
Traveler: sigh if you must. But in the interests of full disclosure, you need to know that due to some unpleasant events in my past, which I neither want to discuss nor even think about, I'm told that the I beat the last guy who touched my crotch into a bloody pulp. Mind you, I have no recollection of actually doing this, and I think I can control it if I can brace myself for the unwanted contact. Still, I want you to know that I have the highest respect for you and admire the difficult job you do, so if I have a full psychotic break and injure you, it's nothing personal, and I have no conscious control over it.
Traveler: Your move.
No Thanks! Last time I tried that, Barney Frank was my screener.
>> If nothing else, this will cause TSA employees to throw up their hands in disgust.
And if it doesn’t... well, don’t tell the TSA screener your phone number when he asks, let’s put it that way.
“Boy I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won 1st Prize!”
I can’t/won’t sit with me knees together
SPANDEX!...IT's GOTTA BE SPANDEX!!!...........
Wanna piss ‘em off....just as they’re bent down patting your junk...FART
Just curious. Are there any laws against traveling with no underwear, a kilt and a full erection?
I opt in!
No, No, No! Wear a hijab and claim Muslim status! (you can claim a temporary conversion) This will prove the double standard.
Much better is to tell the TSA agent that it’s OK, the doctor says the disease is dormant and not communicable today. Or was that yesterday?
It's called "Regimental", and it is the only way to wear a kilt.
Tell them you’re a Muslim transvestite.
In addition, I would prep for the trip by not bathing for, oh, about a week. :D
I have to wear socks though. Does anyone ever clean the floors around the security areas? They are so FILTHY and you have to walk through that dirt to find a chair to put your shoes back on.
If you have flipflops, your barefeet are on that filth.
I mean FILTH, DIRT, nastiness. ICK!
wrap head and privates in aluminum foil, tell them the CIA is beaming microwaves at you
That’s funny - a guy I knew in the UK, would wear his kilt when hitch-hiking from London to Edinburgh and wear his pants on the way back!!!
Never question a man wearing a kilt.