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This is an older article but it seems like a good solution to the current TSA problem.
1 posted on 11/17/2010 1:40:46 PM PST by Lucas McCain
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To: Lucas McCain

The wasp whisper ?


2 posted on 11/17/2010 1:41:50 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom REMEMBER FREE REPUBLIC IN YOUR WILL. I DID)
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To: Lucas McCain

This will work just fine until the first airliner crash caused by an errant wasp in the cockpit.


3 posted on 11/17/2010 1:42:16 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Cool!

"Sir, please open your belt so I can pour some wasps into your underwear. They might tickle, but please don't swat at them."

"OK, no problem! Sounds fun! How well are they trained? If I like it, can I come back again?"

lol!

4 posted on 11/17/2010 1:46:07 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (The Obama magic is <strike>fading</strike>gone.)
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WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANTS?......................


5 posted on 11/17/2010 1:46:09 PM PST by Red Badger (The House finally fell on Nancy Pelosi..........)
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Cool!

"Sir, please open your belt so I can pour some wasps into your underwear. They might tickle, but please don't swat at them."

"OK, no problem! Sounds fun! How well are they trained? If I like it, can I come back again?"

lol!

6 posted on 11/17/2010 1:46:20 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (The Obama magic is <strike>fading</strike>gone.)
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To: Lucas McCain

We need EXPLOSIVE DETECTION PERFECTION devices not grope the dope and hope.


9 posted on 11/17/2010 1:48:13 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Lucas McCain

Thanks. As long as I am allowed to bring my highly trained Guard Yellow-Jackets with me, I’m down with it.


12 posted on 11/17/2010 1:48:46 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Your next chance like this? About 2044. Vote popularity and don't waste time with the details.)
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13 posted on 11/17/2010 1:49:42 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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Just make everyone getting on a plane eat a bite of bacon and move on.


15 posted on 11/17/2010 1:51:35 PM PST by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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A screen cage of these little bugs might render the gropedown obsolete.


16 posted on 11/17/2010 1:52:47 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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How about just examining the friggin’ MUSLIMS!!! Wouldn’t THAT be one hell of a lot EASIER?!?!!


17 posted on 11/17/2010 1:53:23 PM PST by Oldpuppymax
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The ACLU is going to file a discrimination suit if you use WASPS.


19 posted on 11/17/2010 1:54:48 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Lucas McCain

I’m certain that Sheila Jackson-Lee, the CBC (congressional black caucus) and the NAACP will find this solution to be completely RACIST.

just sayin.....


21 posted on 11/17/2010 1:59:31 PM PST by Howie66 (I can see November from my house.)
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To: Lucas McCain

Obviously an outdated article as the Feds are not hiring WASPS anymore for security.


22 posted on 11/17/2010 2:03:38 PM PST by slorunner
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To: Lucas McCain
"Please disrobe so I can search you."


23 posted on 11/17/2010 2:05:30 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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I want a female to search my junk.


24 posted on 11/17/2010 2:10:33 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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I have a better idea. Train bedbugs. They’re don’t need redeployed.


25 posted on 11/17/2010 2:45:45 PM PST by chopperman
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To: Lucas McCain

Tough choice... a hand in my pants or a wasp in my pants?


26 posted on 11/17/2010 2:46:59 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (/s, in case you need to ask)
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To: Lucas McCain
Kippy and Muffy on bombing sniffing duty? How declasse!
29 posted on 11/17/2010 3:25:05 PM PST by Oratam
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To: Lucas McCain

When they apprehend a suspected terroristic, is it called a sting operation?


30 posted on 11/17/2010 4:04:36 PM PST by docbnj
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