[Ol' Sparky]

But Jim Robinson, who founded the site, says there is no larger plan at work. "An organized conspiracy? I sincerely doubt that," he told PEOPLE. "The Tea Party's not that organized!"

Jim needs to admit the truth -- that those running the website have that ability to hypnotize members and turn them into mind-numb robots, ones that have voted for Bristol in large numbers.

First, Free Republic members will pick the Dancing with the Stars winner and, then, it's members will pick leaders to run the country and, after that, the world!

[Disambiguator]

First, Free Republic members will pick the Dancing with the Stars winner and, then, it's members will pick leaders to run the country and, after that, the world!

Take that, Freemasons!

;^)