Angelina Jolie Refuses to Celebrate Thanksgiving, Feels It's a 'Story of Murder'

popeater.com ^ | Nov. 24, 2010 | Rob Shuter

[Free ThinkerNY]

While everyone is preparing to give thanks tomorrow, one of America's most famous families, the Jolie-Pitts, have decided to sit this Thanksgiving out.

"Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans," a friend of the actress tells me. "To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn't her style. She definitely doesn't want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder."

Angelina has been filming her directorial debut, about a Serbian man and Bosnian woman who fall in love during the Bosnian War. Angie, always extremely sensitive to the suffering throughout the world, is filming in English and the native languages.

"Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday," an insider tells me.

[Timmy]

When it comes to brains, Angelina is really lovely to look at.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The Pilgrims were generally interested in living exemplary Christian lives, both individual and community. It would make no sense for them to try to kill, rather than preach to, an unbelieving people group, unless they themselves were in physical danger.

[YankeeReb]

Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday," an insider tells me.

Why is it I think she's going to France? Angelina please do us all a favor and STAY THERE!

[DTogo]

Brad Pitt is an idiot.

[Ge0ffrey]

Angelina Jolie has officially ended her career.

[GinaLolaB]

Many of these big Hollywood liberals that hate the Catholic Church end up taking over large estates in pleasant Catholic countries such as France, Italy, and Ireland. I wonder why they don't move to the Saudi or some other islamic hellhole.

[Ancesthntr]

And to think that I was condemned for watching Charlie’s Angels with the sound off.

[Iscool]

I have to admit that murder is part of the holiday that I celebrate...But I prefer dead turkey to live when eating it...

Angelina doesn’t like our Thanksgiving Holiday??? Boy, I’ll be up all night worrying about that...

[Revolting cat!]

She’s right. Cancel Thanksgiving. Just don’t cancel Black Friday. We all wanna make a killing. Buying things. Buying. Buying.

[N3WBI3]

More turkey for me an my multi-cultural family..

[Clintonfatigued]

This woman is a world class dingbat, and possibly unbalenced. I’m surprised that she and Brad Pitt are still together. Pitt himself is obviously the kind of man who can never say “no” to a woman and it’s obvious to me that she calls the shots in the relationship.

[taxtruth]

Gee,I agree.Thanksgiving is an American fantasy not supported via any fact and I just happen to live in Plymouth,Ma.

[kbennkc]

I think her Cambodian child will agree one day that he is about the luckiest little rascal to ever toddle on the Asian continent. Sure there was some rough sledding for the natives here, but lets talk current events. Where are there piles of human skulls CURRENTly? Besides Indians gave everybody STDs. Should be even.

[Revolting cat!]

[zerosix]

Hopefully Ms. Jolie is not longer residing in America as we are still depraved and she deserves so much better.

Then again, she isn't troubled at all by raking in millions paid to her by the same American mass-murders who purchase a ticket to see whatever it is she does that's humorously referred to as "entertainment."

[Delta 21]

[A_Former_Democrat]

I wish they would just pack up, take their money and get the hell out of here. Go live in Havana or Caracas paradise. Get out then never let them back. They’ve ruined the movie and entertainment business yet they keep on with this stupidity.

And take the lapdog “entertainment media” with you. You all deserve each other . . in a foreign land where life is beautiful all the time.

[FredZarguna]

This is a rumor masquerading as a news story. Go read the piece. It’s a quote from an unnamed “friend” who “doesn’t think” Jolie would celebrate Thanksgiving. What C-R-A-P.

[FredZarguna]

This is a rumor masquerading as a news story. Go read the piece. It’s a quote from an unnamed “friend” who “doesn’t think” Jolie would celebrate Thanksgiving. What C-R-A-P.

[freekitty]

Oh good grief. Her PR firm really want to tell us she has flipped out. You would think she was right there.