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`Ain`t Goin`

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, “I`m not going.”
“Why not?” she asked.
I`ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “(1), they don`t like me, and (2), I don`t like them.”
His mother replied, “I`ll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church.
(1) You`re 59 years old, and (2) you`re the pastor!”


35 posted on 12/01/2010 6:44:40 PM PST by AZamericonnie (No trees were destroyed in posting this message, but many electrons were terribly inconvenienced!)
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Good one, Connie!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
36 posted on 12/01/2010 6:46:15 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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