I hate to tell you, guys, but this isn’t funny.
The Asian illegal immigrant business is thriving and nobody ever looks at it. They bring in thousands of girls to work as prostitutes and thousands of men to work as slaves. We had a bust in a local Chinese restaurant a few years ago where the kitchen was found to be stuffed with illegal aliens who slept there, used the kitchen sinks for their bathroom, and in fact were on shift work and therefore there were some of them still sleeping in the pantry when la migra arrived at lunch hour and shut the place down.
I also used to work across the street in New York from an illegal-staffed Chinese garment factory masquerading as a printing company - where people literally threw themselves off fire escapes when the immigration authorities raided it. It’s not funny; Aisan illegal immigration is a huge business and a very bloody one.
Duly chastened, Mr. Tick agrees, fidgeting and looking down at his shoes...
You know what? The whole thing is so absurd, open borders, illegals everywhere I am going to have to make a joke or go crazy.