Egypt: Sinai shark attacks could be Israeli plot

JPOST.COM ^ | 12/06/2010 21:57 | JPOST.COM STAFF

[SCPatriot77]

List of melee weapons that don't exist, but should

[Kackikat]

Hey the democrats have spent the last ten years blaming G W BUSH for everything that went wrong, so believe me the far left of any nation is capable of unbelievable paranoid delusions.

[Uncle Miltie]

Coulda been this guy:

[Joe Boucher]

Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Them Jews did it.
They got sharks working for them now.

[circlecity]

The only reason a muzzie country would throw out an allegation so obviously insane is because they believe their people are dumb enough to believe an allegation so obviously insane. Israeli trained attack sharks - sheesh.

[TSgt]

[GonzoGOP]

When asked by the anchor how the shark entered Sharm El Sheikh waters, he burst out, “no, who let them in.”

Nobody had to let them in. It was the IAF flying sharks, Johan squadron.

[Uncle Miltie]

At the risk of inciting the sensibilities of some of our less well hinged friends,

[ZULU]

Egypt just hired Helen Thomas as a consulting National Ichthyologist.

She suggested Israeli-trained sharks are out to control the oceans!!

[ANGGAPO]

The secret is now out, the Jews are training sharks to attack on command. It’s just hard to believe that a shark would be willing to do such a nasty thing.

[TSgt]

[McGavin999]

These people are certifyably insane. I am sick to death of listening to their sick excuses. They are losers, nobody likes them, they are totally unequipped to deal with the troubles that normal people encounter and handle on a daily basis.

[SCPatriot77]

Sorry TSGT, couldn’t resist. . .

[Alex Murphy]

[GonzoGOP]

The secret is now out, the Jews are training sharks to attack on command. It’s just hard to believe that a shark would be willing to do such a nasty thing.

I seriously doubt this was a Jewish shark. I mean there is no way that tourist is Kosher. For example "Of the things that are in the waters, you may eat anything that has fins and scales. Lev. 11:9; Deut. 14:9. " German tourists rarely have scales.

[SCPatriot77]

[circlecity]

Reports indicate the sharks have one weakness. They’ve been trained never to attack on a Saturday.

[GonzoGOP]

Hey they said that the primary food of the Great White Shark is seals. I just never thought they meant US Navy SEALs. Those sharks are tougher than I thought.

[sniper63]

"German tourists rarely have scales."

No, but the 74 olympic womens swimming team had beards.......

[Blado]

Clearly the Mossad implanted the stuxnet virus in the shark’s brain.