>> Also doing well is Atiku Abubakar, the former vice president of Nigeria...
Hey! I KNOW THAT GUY!
We’re ePenPals. I’m gonna help him bring some money into the country, and he’s going to give me a generous share of it!
Hey, wait a moment....I just bought one third of a diamond mine there! I sure hope nothing happens to him, so that I can get my money! /s