[Inyo-Mono]

Welcome home to Harry Reid's Nevada.

I know that you are trying to be funny, but Hawthorne isn't Harry Reid's Nevada. This is rural conservative Nevada.

[The Comedian]

I know that you are trying to be funny, but Hawthorne isn't Harry Reid's Nevada. This is rural conservative Nevada.

I know. The tragic irony is overwhelming.

I'm a Texan. If it wasn't for Houston, Austin, and Dallas, we'd make rural Nevada look like Stalinist Russia.

We (the conservative states of Real America) need to cut the cities loose.

They breed crap that votes.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.