When the street flooded, we couldn't cut through his yard to get to the school bus because the chains were just that long and the dogs would get us.
People complained about this all the time but he was a cop. Even the convicted bankrobbers in the neighborhood were afraid of this puke.
Then, one day his 4 year old kid got out of the house and his own dogs killed and ate him.
OMG.
On another note, we happened to be a local night club this summer and there was a FOP convention going on.
An out-of-town drunken cop viciously assaulted a waitress in the night club and was *just* about to be arrested for it when his buddies flashed their badges and the local cops _just let him walk away_.
Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor?