Posted on 12/25/2010 6:15:21 AM PST by ETL
The following is a transcript of her conversations.
OPERATOR: We have Max.
MRS. OBAMA: Hello, this is the First Lady, Michelle Obama, with NORAD, tracking Santa. How can I help you?
MAX: Hi.
MRS. OBAMA: Hi. What's your name?
MAX: Max.
MRS. OBAMA: Hi, Max. How old are you?
MAX: Eight.
MRS. OBAMA: Eight? Okay, well, this is the First Lady. And I'm helping them track Santa tonight, so how can I help you? You want to know where Santa is?
[the rest of the transcript, if you can stomach it, is at the link]
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systemically = systematically
The “lie-to-me” administration.
Rough night for Santa.
Apparently Santa got pulled over at the border and was forced to go into a separate room to be stripped searched.
Sometime in the night, someone took some shots at him while he was flying over Chicago while later, some rednecks tried to cut his beard and hair off.
Everywhere Santa went, he ran into a lot of recession.
Merry Christmas, all! Gotta get ready to go to brother’s house in beautiful Upstate NY. I’m in yucky NYC.
Gag
He’s an old man and needs someone to do the heavy lifting.
Wookies are plenty strong.
Geeze!!!
Carla is so beautiful you don’t really notice the wench.
I gotta go back and study the picture of her with long hair flowing in the wind.
I didn't know Sarah called Michelle!
Repression....recession....it’s all the same thing, man.
Would have been wonderful had someone asked her for Santa to release a COBL to the world.
Moochie burger? ROFLMAO!
She sees Santa flying over Africa for a long time. Must be an Obama thing.
FLOTUS: "Make sure you leave the cookies out for Santa and veggies for the reindeer, okay?" -- Seven times she urges kids to be enablers to the morbidly obese Santa Claus' addiction to sugary treats. What a hypocrite! And exactly why do the animals get the healthy veggies?
FLOTUS: "...the Secret Service, they're really professional and they're really nice guys. So they're fun. They're good with the girls." -- She needs a few of the TSA pat-downs we all suffer. That would get her singing a different tune.
...and she saw him flying over the Central African Republic of Bombari. Huh?
I see no politics in her act, rather she gave her time to talk to children.
Merry Christmas.
You really think it was her idea? Her handlers manage every move she makes. It's a publicity stunt designed to soften her grumpy image.
Definitely got to run now! :)
And a Merry Christmas to you and yours, too!
I am the First Lady, the First Lady, I am the First Lady, I said First Lady, I am the First Lady. Being the First Lady is important.
The is the first time in my adult life that I have been happy at Christmas time... I am the First Lady.
Did I tell you that I am the First Lady?
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