Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident

CNN ^ | 12/27/2010 | Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident By the CNN Wire Staff December 28, 2010 12:5

[Grizzled Bear]

Doesn’t everyone play that gun-to-my-head-sex game?

Is there a story behind your screen name that you'd like to share with us?

[ladyjane]

ROTFL

[240B]

The only full auto M16 is the A1. We were using A4 so we had 3 round burst semiauto, semiauto, and safe.

The mags hold 30, but 20 to 25 is a better store and carry. You load up 30s, unless you are rotating your mags in your packs routinely, you will wind up wearing out the mag springs because you nomally use the same mags in the same order. So when you do load up that last 30 round mag, the one that’s been in the pack on your vest the longest, you are much more likely to jam.

Glad you made it back too brother.

Hoowah

[SeeSac]

But he was right.

He was technically correct but without manners.

[JouleZ]

Is it weird that the only thing I picked out of this weird article was this...
Now Sedille, 23, is facing the possibility of a murder charge in Canadian County, Oklahoma, in the death of his wife, 50-year-old Rebecca Sedille

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I think you just missed the really important stuff. Like the spelling.

Sedille should be correctly spelled “Sedillo”. Hispanic and most likely, illegal who married an idiot 50 YO American to get citizenship.

Oooops. Gun went off. Try that in Mexico or wherever else. Thanks for posting this, though. It keeps us on our toes.

[Slings and Arrows]

Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident,

[unkus]

LOL- Thanks for the picture.

[Darksheare]

“I didn’t know it was a real chainsaw until afterwards! I thought she was faking it!”

You heard it here first folks, this will be said at some point in the near future.

[Slings and Arrows]

“Careful with that axe, Eugene!”

[Darksheare]

Unfortunately, I have Eugene Meltzner (spellling?) from Whit’s End in my head for that one.

“I’m sorry Mr Whittaker! Myprotective footwear appears to be rather unstable on this flooring surface!”

[verga]

He was 23 and she was 50? You don’t see that very often, wonder what he will inherit (or hopes to inherit).

I bet 23 goes in to 50 more often than 50 would go into 23...I'm just saying....

[verga]

Sez me, if you need to scream for help (or, in this case, draw your weapon) during sex, you might be doing it wrong.

Post of the thread winner

[Larry Lucido]

Well, yes, but with a different gun....

[wbill]

:-) thanks.

[TheOldLady]

Divorce must have been out of the question for some reason.

[Daffynition]

Unpleasant flashback.

[Slings and Arrows]

Maybe he figured that life in prison was less painful than divorce court.

[TheOldLady]

And he thought that was a brilliant deduction.

[golux]

Love it, Wobbly! But I think it’s more of a joke about the incompetence of the ATF. Check out the guy’s hat.

[Lees Swrd]

This is why I always eye the chamber when I unload a gun. I have a friend that I used to hunt with lol any we got back to his house after a hunt we always unloaded the guns before going into the house I watched him work the action to make sure no shells remained in the chamber, we went inside and he was setting down cleaning his 12 gauge shotgun rubbed the trigger with oil and the gun fired, his wife was sitting across the room from him and the shot missed her by inches if he had not been using his long barreled 12 with the poly choke he would have gotten her!
Working the bolt did not take out the last shell because the extractor missed it. I can tell you a 12 gauge inside a small room is loud. Always always check the chamber!