[Pinkbell]

So, to clarify, we have:

First Birds Fall, Now 100,000 Fish Dead in Arkansas
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/first-birds-fall-now-100-000-fish-dead-in-arkansas/?icid=main%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk1%7C193294

Woman reports dozens of dead birds in her yard (Kentucky)
http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html

Tons Of Dead Fish Wash Ashore In Brazil
http://translate.google.com/translate?js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parana-online.com.br%2Feditoria%2Fcidades%2Fnews%2F502434%2F%3Fnoticia%3DMORTANDADE%2BMISTERIOSA%2BDE%2BPEIXES%2BNO%2BLITORAL&act=url

[Hodar]

Someone said that the Fireworks might have done it.

Ummmm, unless I’m sadly mistaken - Blackbirds do not fly at night. They like to see where they are flying. We don’t launch a whole lot of Fireworks until night falls and it is pretty dark out there.

[SandRat]

In other News: McDonald’s is running a special on the McFish and the Chicken McNuggets. lol

[PATRIOT1876]

*a harsh winter cold snap*

Time for the AGW droolers to blame this on man-made global warming.

[Gaffer]

After examining the birds found in Arkansas, state officials concluded that they had died as a result of blunt trauma, possibly caused by flying into buildings after being startled by New Year's fireworks.

HORSE SHIT.

Just imagine, FRiends. These are the same people you and I depend on in times of emergencies, disasters, terrorist actions to protect us and our loved ones.

[lormand]

Rove's Katrina Weather machine again?

[AdamBomb]

"After examining the birds found in Arkansas, state officials concluded that they had died as a result of blunt trauma"

...like falling out of the sky and hitting the black top? yeah, they all flew into a building....that makes A LOT of sense.

[aomagrat]

After examining the birds found in Arkansas, state officials concluded that they had died as a result of blunt trauma, possibly caused by flying into buildings after being startled by New Year's fireworks.

So why doesn't this happen every New Year.

[AdamBomb]

"After examining the birds found in Arkansas, state officials concluded that they had died as a result of blunt trauma...

WAIT...these birds didn't fly into that Milwaukee shopping mall when the white kids were rioting, did they?

[JRios1968]

Obviously, all of it is Bush’s Fault

[crosshairs]

I’m still waiting on the truth about the missile fired off the coast of california. Still waiting,,,,,,,,

[Tupelo]

I spent an inordinate amount of time researching this on Christmas day . I have come to the conclusion that there is only one answer: SOAP POISONING

[AdamBomb]

Yep, birds were in that mall....

[The Comedian]

Avian-flew ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Conan the Conservative]

Dead blackbirds? I call hate crime.

[lacrew]

All I want to know is:

1. Why is this man’s (predominantly middle age white man’s) fault?

2. Why should I feel guilty about it?

3. How much, and where do I send the check?

[ßuddaßudd]

After examining the birds found in Arkansas, state officials concluded that they had died as a result of blunt trauma, possibly caused by flying into buildings after being startled by New Year's fireworks.

This is almost the stoopidist thing I've ever read.

[Qbert]

Gee, that's a weird coincidence- Ark, La, etc.... the same general region where POTUS sat back and allowed the oil spill to spread for 57 days, and then dumped untested, toxic dispersants into the water...

[Berlin_Freeper]

Maybe they went there to die.

Some wildlife is funny like that.

[SF_Redux]

interesting read here on this
http://tinyurl.com/2dnzc7k