Madison Researchers Solve Dead Bird Mystery

tmj4.com ^ | 1/6/2010 | AP

[jessduntno]

“The bigger question is: How does one inflict blunt force trauma on 5000 bird in the air at the same time?”

Hekyll and Jekyll Syndrome.

[Cobra64]

Yup. LOL

[Jo Nuvark]

I know what you’re thinking. “The birds may have
flown into a cloaked UFO, but how does that
explain the dead fish?” It’s too easy. THEY
swam into a cloaked alien submarine. Of course.

[MARTIAL MONK]

Konked on the bean by hail stones?

More likely a drunken New Year's Eve bird party.

[Jack Hydrazine]

It’s like a similar lame excuse for the two guys who “confessed” to making all of the crop circles in England.

[bigbob]

like the old joke, it’s not the fall that hurts, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom

[Scotswife]

LOL!

I was thinking more along the lines of - jets in training since some of them were near Little Rock.
But people would have reported a boom.

[garjog]

[Hunton Peck]

Maybe they were asleep and then flew. Sleepflying. Why not?

[REDWOOD99]

Yeah ‘cuz actually watching those guys MAKE a crop circle is just further proof of how our eyes are plotting against us, too.

[Republic of Texas]

Falling to the ground is blunt force trauma.

[Yardstick]

So maybe the question is, why’d 5,000 birds all of a sudden crash to the ground?

Poor leadership?

[naturalized]

same way flight 191 suffered blunt force trauma

[Eddie01]

That’s what happens when you fly into a windmill farm.

[Fire_on_High]

Perfectly reasonable explanation, but since it contradicts global warming, they’ll never say it.

[Salamander]

Hydraulic lifts, of course.

[Salamander]

Boredom.

[goat granny]

Yardstick you have hit on the right answer. Poor leadership, the head bird was a democrat, thus they all crashed into the voting booth

[RobinOfKingston]

Does anyone buy this crap?

[Palter]