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To: MARTIAL MONK

Within 15 min arriving at my future Mother-in-law’s from a trip to Israel where I met my future wife . . . having had no shower for 48 hours due luggage hassles etc.

standing in her kitchen . . . this rather tall and stout woman let out a hugely noisey flapping fart.

After which she merely said

“Oh, welll, welcome to the family!”


728 posted on 01/11/2011 10:45:57 AM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Quix; MARTIAL MONK

The body expressing air is normal. We accept sneezing but get silly about air from the other end. That has always struck me as odd.


745 posted on 01/11/2011 10:51:32 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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